Unless this is the first thing you're reading after spending the entire day in a cave, you already know that the Supreme Court struck down a key part of the Defense of Marriage Act[1] and effectively upheld the previous overturning of California's ban on gay marriage, Prop 8[2].
These are both good things. Unless you're a bigot. If you're a bigot, you had a bad day. If you're Bryan Fischer, you had a really bad day[3].
Yeah, equality is a real pain in the ass for the Constitution.
I care about my dogs[4]. The prospect of gays marrying does not make me want to fuck them. It does not provoke any sexual attraction toward anyone I'm related to. It also does nothing to change me from the complete lack of sexual desire I have toward children. Maybe it's just Mr Fischer experiencing these changes.
Note, I didn't mention polygamy. Because I'm cool with it. So is the Bible, by the way[5].
The Bible disagrees with what he claims his god defined[6].
That's fine. They'll just have to lose the hard way then.
That wasn't his stance when the ACA ("Obamacare") was up for review by the Court[8]. He called it tyranny when the Court upheld one law and tyranny when they didn't uphold another. That's weird. It's almost as if he's just calling everything he doesn't like tyranny.
This one was inevitable[10]. Apparently, to Bryan Fischer, having your ability to discriminate slightly diminished (but still left largely intact), is just like the systematic murder of millions.
And even after that, he got even more desperate in his ranting.
The more desperate they get, the closer we are to winning. They don't have a choice. The baby will cry and cry, but eventually the baby goes to sleep.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------These are both good things. Unless you're a bigot. If you're a bigot, you had a bad day. If you're Bryan Fischer, you had a really bad day[3].
With the DOMA decision, we have ceased to be a constitutional republic. The words "We the People" are now meaningless.
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) June 26, 2013
Yeah, equality is a real pain in the ass for the Constitution.
The DOMA ruling has now made the normalization of polygamy, pedophilia, incest and bestiality inevitable. Matter of time.
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) June 26, 2013
I care about my dogs[4]. The prospect of gays marrying does not make me want to fuck them. It does not provoke any sexual attraction toward anyone I'm related to. It also does nothing to change me from the complete lack of sexual desire I have toward children. Maybe it's just Mr Fischer experiencing these changes.
Note, I didn't mention polygamy. Because I'm cool with it. So is the Bible, by the way[5].
God defined marriage at the dawn of time as one man and one woman. What God has defined, the Supreme Court may not redefine.
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) June 26, 2013
The Bible disagrees with what he claims his god defined[6].
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I agree @BryanJFischer! The Bible clearly defines marriage as an exchange of a female between a father and her new owner, as it should be.
— Mildred vonHildegard (@MildredVon) June 26, 2013
In our battle to defend marriage as God has defined it, we will never give in. We will never, never, never, never give in.
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) June 26, 2013
That's fine. They'll just have to lose the hard way then.
@BryanJFischer And you will lose. You will always, always, always lose. #DOMA #equality #bigotrywillnotstand
— Rebekah (@AtHomePundit) June 26, 2013
One man, Kennedy, has decided marriage policy for 315 million people. That is tyranny. All hail the king.
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) June 26, 2013
Scalia right about DOMA: "We have no power under the Constitution to invalidate this democratically adopted legislation."
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) June 26, 2013
That wasn't his stance when the ACA ("Obamacare") was up for review by the Court[8]. He called it tyranny when the Court upheld one law and tyranny when they didn't uphold another. That's weird. It's almost as if he's just calling everything he doesn't like tyranny.
SCOTUS today dehumanized supporters of natural marriage. Did the same thing to pro-family folks the Nazis did to Jews.
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) June 26, 2013
This one was inevitable[10]. Apparently, to Bryan Fischer, having your ability to discriminate slightly diminished (but still left largely intact), is just like the systematic murder of millions.
And even after that, he got even more desperate in his ranting.
Did SCOTUS just discriminate against every homosexual couple who lives in a state that does not recognize gay marriage?
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) June 27, 2013
SCOTUS did discriminate against every gay couple in 38 states - not eligible for same benefits. Malice? Animus? Bigotry?
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) June 27, 2013
SCOTUS today disenfranchised every black voter who voted for Prop 8. Where's the outrage over minority vote suppression?
— Bryan Fischer (@BryanJFischer) June 27, 2013
The more desperate they get, the closer we are to winning. They don't have a choice. The baby will cry and cry, but eventually the baby goes to sleep.
1. http://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/supreme-court/2013/06/26/f0039814-d9ab-11e2-a016-92547bf094cc_story.html
2. http://www.latimes.com/news/politics/la-pn-prop-8-supreme-court-ruling-20130626,0,5931694.story
3. https://twitter.com/BryanJFischer
4. http://aparticularblogbyaparticularatheist.blogspot.com/2013/06/i-still-hate-fourth-of-july.html
5. http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/polygamy.html
6. http://www.patheos.com/blogs/unreasonablefaith/2009/04/the-varieties-of-biblical-marriage/
7. http://i.imgur.com/yXkyl.png
8. http://www.renewamerica.com/columns/fischer/120327
9. http://youtu.be/G2y8Sx4B2Sk
10. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/godwins-law
11. http://youtu.be/PrWUU-jV-kc
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