Hard for atheists
Fighting the War On Christmas
Must stop merriment
#ChristmasHaiku
— Skeptical Haiku (@SkepticalHaiku) December 25, 2013
Young girl gets pregnant
Needs to get out of trouble
Blammo, 'virgin' birth
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— Skeptical Haiku (@SkepticalHaiku) December 24, 2013
They call Jesus white
They also call him magic
Myths are flexible
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— Skeptical Haiku (@SkepticalHaiku) December 24, 2013
Meaning of Christmas
The Reason for the Season
Earth's Axial Tilt http://t.co/k1S5ljq4zB
— Skeptical Haiku (@SkepticalHaiku) December 24, 2013
Three wise men brought gifts
What is frankincense?
Wise men, shitty gifts
#ChristmasHaiku
— Skeptical Haiku (@SkepticalHaiku) December 24, 2013
He died for your sins
God needed blood to forgive
Sweet, sweet murder blood
#ChristmasHaiku
— Skeptical Haiku (@SkepticalHaiku) December 25, 2013
